A 10 year-old's reaction to Gandalf's triumphant return from the dead.
The only autographed book I own, via @tolkienprof. It may seem an odd thing to have written in a book concerning The Hobbit, but it was Professor Olsen who convinced me of the "no wings" argument. So I asked him to memorialize it.
How bad does something have to be in order for a vicious, shape-shifting were-bear to call it savage?