An excerpt from the Blue Book of Frogmorton (not nearly so well-known as its red cousin in Westmarch):
There once was a hobbit named Baggins
Who’d gone off to steal jools from a dragon
Folk thought he was dead
but he came back instead
And his treasure set tongues all a-waggin’.
As with most entries in the Blue Book, the author of this piece cannot be identified. However it has been theorised to be the work of Otho Sackville-Baggins or possibly Ted Sandyman.